If I were I good boyfriend that last gif train WOULD have been about ELISABETH. BUT NO~
8 months ago
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IT’S ELISABETH’S BIRTHDAY.
1 year ago
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1 year ago
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White people be crazy!: DRAMA! OMG!!!!
I’m not above posting “high school bullshit” on the internet. I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again. Especially because I’ve never been under the ridiculous impression that drama somehow is confined only to high school and ends when you graduate. People who think that have always bothered me.
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Look Kristina, I don’t think Elisabeth is “choosing” me over Pam or anyone else. I don’t own her and I certainly don’t pretend to. I’ve never told her that she shouldn’t be hanging out with Pam or that Pam can’t come over or anything like that. I see my friends plenty; I encourage Elisabeth to do the same. She’s a grown woman and is entitled to spend time with whoever she wants. Bear in mind that most days of the week, her and I don’t even have a lot of interaction-Elisabeth has been busting her ass over sociology homework. It’s unfortunate that we started dating as Elisabeth was starting a stressful school term, because it seems to have given you guys the impression that she and I spend all hours in isolation from the rest of the world, which isn’t the case. I’m not even in town this week. Elisabeth has a full class load, so the time she spends on campus alone eats up a lot of her time. Not to mention with her mom gone, a greater burden of housework has fallen on her. Granted, I help with some of that, but I don’t think tag teaming the dishes falls under the category of “fucking” or “doing drugs.” Really, we don’t spend all our time fucking in an opium den. I’m not the entity eating up all of Elisabeth’s time; her class load is.
On a more personal note, I wonder why I was included in your tag line. It feels as though you’re insinuating that I somehow had a part in this, or am somehow encouraging a falling out between Pam and Elisabeth, which I’m not. I’m actually a bit insulted, considering I happen to enjoy both yours and Pam’s company, and I can’t recall anything I’ve done or said that would embitter you or Pam towards me. If you two feel as though I’m somehow the bad guy, you’re more than welcome to talk about it with me.
Question: Woah, I don't even know when I unfollowed you, or why. But here I am, following you again!
You’ve made a good choice, Dave :P
Honestly, I haven’t posted anything in an epoch, so I can see why you would have unfollowed me. But, with Elisabeth in Grants Pass and me in Salem for the week, it’s the easiest way for us to talk. I think she finds diatribes sexy. Hence the post about smoking.
Super happy.
Brian and I talked to the professor after class to see if he had the speech grades, and of course he didn’t because he also had to review the evaluations but he said,
“Let’s just say you did very well.”
So hello continued 4.0 :)
Told you. Fuckin super student.
A message from Joe Camel, or, a defense of smoking.
It’s readily apparent that smokers are now one of the most marginalized social groups in American society. Anti-smoking zealotry is such that smoking in bars is now illegal in many municipalities. The willingness of the political leaders who legislate these kinds of smoking bans (and the general public who elects them) to support the eradication of the American legacy of the hazy, smoke-shrouded barroom is indicative of the extraordinary repugnance many people have for smokers.
What stuns me is the seemingly moralizing fervor with which smokers are berated. Smoking just isn’t a health risk, smoking is downright EVIL, and we should do everything we can to stop people from smoking.
Ultimately, why do people smoke? The federal government has engaged in extensive campaigning since the 1970’s to make the public aware of health risks associated with tobacco use. No smoker with a modicum of brain activity isn’t fully aware of what can happen if you smoke. So why do people still do it? Well, why does anyone do anything voluntarily? Ostensibly because they enjoy doing it. Stunning, I know. Maybe a lot of people who smoke actually enjoy it. As Eric Cartman states prosaically in the “Smoke Stoppers” episode of the animated series South Park, “Smoking is something that brings a lot of people a little bit of joy and happiness…”
Frankly, everyone has their vice, whether it be smoking, drinking, gambling, eating shitty food, watching mind-numbing drivel on television, or blowing cash on meaningless crap you don’t need at the mall. And yet you don’t see anyone fighting to have Sex And The City taken off the air. Hmm.
No one forces you to smoke. It’s a choice, just like a lot of things in life. If someone enjoys a cigarette after a good meal, good sex, or a shitty day at work, why would you begrudge them that? More importantly, be aware that to attach a moral value judgment to whether or not someone smokes is asinine and intellectually feeble. Let it go. Leave the smokers alone, and stop moralizing. Still can’t get that bur of indignation and judgment out from beneath your saddle of righteousness? Here, have a cigarette. It’ll calm you down.
